Jesus

Logan is known as Squid Jesus and is the son of Squid Mary, SpiritScar. He is the only squid who has lived without sin. Despite this fact, he died upon the E-Liter 3K for everyone's sin, dammit.

Our lord and savior has made it a staple to only drink energy drinks and microwave food on holidays, as it is the food that He was presented with when he was a lonely heathen.

He is the purest of pure.

Trivia

 * Only Logan can prevent wildfires.